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Jesus at the movies by Bob-Rz Jesus at the movies by Bob-Rz
oh that Jesus.
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Dale-Raymond-Lerette Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is great. Good sense of humor.
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Aaawww! Poor Jesus! Here, I give you a cookie! (And a hat if you want)
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GalacticJewels Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awww hahaha poor guy.
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LesserBogar321 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
The halo was actually introduced into Christianity by pagan romans when Constantine tried to appease both sides and created a syncretic religion. It is not a Christian symbol.
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hithereitsJesus Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
This was so embarrassing.
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SmashRay Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
those feels
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dragonflywhisperer56 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My whole family got quite a kick out of this! lol
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TitansFighter01 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
Haha I'm glad. I imagine some of them are like 'can you turn that down a little bit?' and Jesus is like 'Man...' Kind of makes you feel sorry for him. :)
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dragonflywhisperer56 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah but it also kinda makes you feel bad for the humans who don't even relise whats (or who) is in front of them. If I where in that theater I would no longer be watching the movie hahahahah.
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TitansFighter01 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012
I'm pretty sure they would all stop watching the movie if they saw a guy with a glowing halo. and then start making a connection. Its not exactly something you see everyday. lol.

It does actually I guess I hadn't thought about that as much.
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dragonflywhisperer56 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol yup :)
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ShneeKristall Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
hey, its not His fault, yoo meanie people! ):<
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Gryffgirl Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2012
Excuse me, dude, would you mind removing your halo? :giggle:
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cereal-in-a-bowl Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
If Jesus came into the cinema...I wouldn't want to watch the movie anymore....I'd run to Jesus!
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GalacticJewels Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So would I!
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cereal-in-a-bowl Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Amen!
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pixie-luv9224 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012
Amen.
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cereal-in-a-bowl Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
AMEN!
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pixie-luv9224 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012
:) :)!!
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cereal-in-a-bowl Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:hug:
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pixie-luv9224 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
:):):) oh u will proboly like this song its called fanatic by lecrea its awesome
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cereal-in-a-bowl Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I think I've heard it before...
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pixie-luv9224 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012
its cool..so whats ur fav verse?
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NewMuffin Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hello there :D yes me too!
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cereal-in-a-bowl Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
YEH!
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NewMuffin Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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cereal-in-a-bowl Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I dunno...maybe...cling onto Him so tight...He would say "Oof?" :D OR He would hug back! Coz He would!
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NewMuffin Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm sure he would! He would probably hug first, if that is even possible in a two-way-hug :D
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cereal-in-a-bowl Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Are we hugging Him together? :eyes:.
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NewMuffin Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
....well, since he's omnipresent :XD: ....sure!
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cereal-in-a-bowl Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL...
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ProtodudeZero Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012
This is why Jesus sticks with DVDs
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AerrowXPiperlover Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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Egitim Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012
I'm sorry if I was being insulting. It's not Christlike to go out especially to condemn people.
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TitansFighter01 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012
Hahhaha.

Jesus: Sorry, it does that.
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ReapersApprentice Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011
i love it! sure would be annoying ;)
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basshunter373 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2011
cute
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MYDpaperART Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2011
HAHA funny! did you know taht All the christians are like Him?? I ♥ JESUS!!
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ninjakitty1995 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD OH MY GOSH!!!!! thats funny!
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hawkfeather2 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
Those mortals should be honored to be in his presence! I am a MONKEY!!!
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hawkfeather2 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
Jesus I love you!
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cartoonacle Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011
Jesus ROCKS! :la:
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Gosaku Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Ah, Jesus, You silly goose You! You're so awesome! But, what movie are You watching? I would honestly like to know. Like, is it a romantic comedy or maybe a drama? Oh, I got it, a documentary! No? Well, get back to me about that, please. When I'm in Heaven, I should ask Him.
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Comrade-xCommunistx Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2011
You made my day, Fav'd
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Kowardy Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
OMG haha this is so funny! =)
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anime-animal Featured By Owner May 21, 2011
oh, that poor jesus. can't even watch a movie, but if he buys the popcorn i'd consider going....aslong as im infront of him.
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TimtheBigDaddy Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2011  Student General Artist
I'd want to sit right next to him. He is my holy father.
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Tallieho Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
awesome! LOL
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Snivvers Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011
hahaha! That is hilarious! Good job!
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