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Uncle Ted by Bob-Rz Uncle Ted by Bob-Rz
no one's is exactly sure how it is Uncle Ted was never born, scientists have been scratching their heads for 45 years. if you ask Ted what it's like being a floating, self-sufficient fetus. he'll tell you: "it's pretty cool, i've met a lot of neat people over the years. it's been a little hard to find work now that the 'freak shows' are becoming a thing of the past. i tried doing stand up once, but everybody saw the 'floating fetus' thing as a gimmick, however i've been working out a deal for a TV show with the folks at TLC. they plan to air it after that show about the little people. i guess overall my life's been pretty fun, though it kinda sucks not having a birthday."




i assure you, there are no political messages behind this one. i just thought that a floating fetus with a top hat was pretty funny, especially at two in the morning.




i use "pretty" as a modifier too much.
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:iconklippenkatze:
KlippenKatze Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
HAhahaha
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:iconmercenarybuster:
MercenaryBuster Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that is hilarious. T_T
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:iconzanru-nai:
Zanru-nai Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Is Ted a human fetus? 'Cause I see a tail...and that head looks a little odd...
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:iconbob-rz:
Bob-Rz Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2011
we start with tails, and gills.
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:iconzanru-nai:
Zanru-nai Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Awesome.
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:iconcandiedjellyfish:
CandiedJellyfish Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Student Filmographer
He needs a handlebar mustache.
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:iconsesshywolf:
Sesshywolf Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012
I second this motion
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:icontyrawadman:
TyraWadman Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011   Digital Artist
I love it XDD Ted's so adorable!
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:iconvaselinecats:
VaselineCats Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011
Uncle Ted is adorable!
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:iconmagical-bra:
magical-bra Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your comics are fucking amazing :iconbigloveplz:
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:iconphantom-jaselin:
Phantom-Jaselin Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Oh, this is very funny. :D
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:iconsir-laughs-a-lot:
sir-laughs-a-lot Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
i think i'm just going to favorite everything you have. cause so far everything has been hilarious
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:iconallhailweegee:
AllHailWeegee Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
Goodness, this made me laugh so hard in real life! :)
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:icontwo-halves:
Two-Halves Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010
...what is that hanging by his crotch?
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:iconallison-beriyani:
Allison-beriyani Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
His Umbilical cord.
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:iconskinsvideos21:
skinsvideos21 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2010
That has to be of the weirdest things I've seen :D

He kinda reminds me of Freddie the Flying Fetus of the Bob the Angry Flower comics :P
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:iconlegendaryasshole:
LegendaryAsshole Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010
That reminds me of the end boss for the game "Eternal Ring"
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:icon8bila:
8bila Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2009
hiehie :D
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:iconxkillersmurfx:
xkillersmurfx Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
lol! Dude, that made me laugh so hard :'D
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:iconwillpopaknox:
willpopaknox Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2009
ive been looking through your gallery for the past half hour and i have loved it all, but this one made me lawl the most for some reason XD
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:iconambrmerlinus:
AmbrMerlinus Featured By Owner May 5, 2009
Uncle Ted is way cuter than he should be.
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:iconizzy-of-the-corn:
Izzy-of-the-corn Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2009
HOLY SHIT. too good. too good.
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:iconraeesmerelda:
RaeEsmerelda Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2009
...does it count as a dead baby joke, if the fetus was never *technically* died (and never born)?

I do have to say, I love this comic waaaaaay too much. Thank you for providing some hilarity today.
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:iconbethzles:
Bethzles Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2009
This was funny.
But now I feel guilty because I'm really really against abortion. :(
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:iconbethzles:
Bethzles Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2009
Buuut it's still funny...
He has a tophat
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:iconmossboss:
mossboss Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
always a fan of a fetus
aaaah fetuses
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:iconunexpectedgift:
unexpectedgift Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The top hat just cinches it. I seriously wish there was a TLC show with Uncle Ted the Floating Fetus.
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:iconoffbyzero:
offbyzero Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2008
Hah, I never would have thought of the lack of a birthday...
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:iconlineriku:
Lineriku Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2008
o god i love this so much........especially uncle teds comment.....not having a birthday >n<......o i wish he were my uncle, too.....
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:iconthewatcherayame:
TheWatcherAyame Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2008
floating fetus + top hat = me laughing wayyyy to much.
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:icondsil:
DSil Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008  Student General Artist
Honestly? For the ability to levitate and a bitchin' stovepipe hat, I could go for that.
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Acaciathorn Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:psychotic:
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:iconmaang:
Maang Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2008  Student Photographer
"i just thought that a floating fetus with a top hat was pretty funny, especially at two in the morning." is the best part.
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:iconneotomi:
Neotomi Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2008
XDDD

Way. Too. Lol.
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:iconxandi5anders:
Xandi5anders Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2008
I think it's the "hey kids" that gets me the most :laughing:
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:iconzebrapig:
Zebrapig Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2008
top hat fetus
yum
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:icondiabulusinmusica:
DiabulusInMusica Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2008
Why can't we all have flying fetuses as uncles?
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:iconbantainc:
BantaInc Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2008
Haha funny concept and yes, fetus with top hat is an amazing character.
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:iconcomradeguerilla:
ComradeGuerilla Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2008
Brilliant, a fetus with a tophat. All he needs now is a monocle.
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:iconthe-lovely:
The-Lovely Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2008
This is one of my all time favorites!! :) The moment I saw that fetus wearing a hat my cat got all freaked out and woke up, I was laughing so hard...
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:iconbasstard79:
Basstard79 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2008
This IS funny :D
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:iconabhorzion:
Abhorzion Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2008
Lol, I was rifling through your gallery when I found this and it certainly made me chuckle! :D
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:iconsun-face:
Sun-face Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2008
LOL'D.
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:icondarth-jackson2:
Darth-jackson2 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2008
Uncle Ted? Ugh... He freaks me out...
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:iconpatapata11:
PataPata11 Featured By Owner May 7, 2008
HA. I beat you.
It's 3 in the morning for me.
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:iconmcda:
mcda Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2008
I can't stop faving your stuff... I hope it's not annoying?
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:iconblack-kat-55:
Black-Kat-55 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2008
LOL
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:iconjelleebelly:
Jelleebelly Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2008
oh man, thats hilarious!
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pooh31180 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2008
That is hilarious!!!!!!
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H4X0r-pHr34kz Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2008
OMG this has gotta be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. love it love it love it!
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