Uncle Ted

no one's is exactly sure how it is Uncle Ted was never born, scientists have been scratching their heads for 45 years. if you ask Ted what it's like being a floating, self-sufficient fetus. he'll tell you: "it's pretty cool, i've met a lot of neat people over the years. it's been a little hard to find work now that the 'freak shows' are becoming a thing of the past. i tried doing stand up once, but everybody saw the 'floating fetus' thing as a gimmick, however i've been working out a deal for a TV show with the folks at TLC. they plan to air it after that show about the little people. i guess overall my life's been pretty fun, though it kinda sucks not having a birthday."




i assure you, there are no political messages behind this one. i just thought that a floating fetus with a top hat was pretty funny, especially at two in the morning.




i use "pretty" as a modifier too much.