I love this. I've had the thought kind of half formed of a dog saying "Worf" floating in my head for a while. Good work! Oh, and TOS is the best. Nothin' like the classics, man. Plus Spock is BOSS. No one can beat him.
This is hilarious. Seriously, if I were that guy, I would just dial some of my Klingon friends from the convention. Some of those guys look like they could actually pack a punch. Plus they would be less than pleased at the impugnation of Worf.