you may notice that i signed this with my real initials instead of the pen-name. that's because this might be used as an advertisement for the place i work at.
its like that germ that never gets killed by those lysol sprays... that fucker could be like... the flu or AIDs! why aint he dying?!
-- Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Devious Comments
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OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
OH GOD
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"...But again, you can encounter a crazy person whether you have your pants on or not."
--Charlie Todd, Improv Everywhere
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I have to say .. that one made my day
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Sasquatch is beyond Car Safety Regulations
Hey I've only been drunk once............. It's just lasted for 17 years
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I crave attention(see icon)
Dude, your humor is awesome xD
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I waste the internet!!!
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