I fucking love this goat. I also know a joke about them.
So this professor is giving a seminar on the supernatural, right? And he says to the group of students, "Okay, so, if you're here, you want to learn about ghosts. How many of you have actually heard of a ghost?" Everyone in the audience raises a hand. "Alright, alright, now how many of you have seen a ghost?" About half the hands go down. "Touched a ghost?" Now only a few hands are up. The professor nods, then smirks. "How many of you have FUCKED a ghost, then?" Only one hand remains up. The professor raises an eyebrow. The hand belongs to a student in the back. "You mean to tell me, then, that you've not just heard of ghosts, but you've seen, touched, and fucked one? A ghost," he repeats.
"Ghost?" the student repeats. "I thought you said GOATS."