so i was at the zoo one day with my ex. and i'm lookin at this goat. and i see how weird the goat's eyes look and then i make this trippy little number. all with a mouse.
I fucking love this goat. I also know a joke about them.
So this professor is giving a seminar on the supernatural, right? And he says to the group of students, "Okay, so, if you're here, you want to learn about ghosts. How many of you have actually heard of a ghost?" Everyone in the audience raises a hand. "Alright, alright, now how many of you have seen a ghost?" About half the hands go down. "Touched a ghost?" Now only a few hands are up. The professor nods, then smirks. "How many of you have FUCKED a ghost, then?" Only one hand remains up. The professor raises an eyebrow. The hand belongs to a student in the back. "You mean to tell me, then, that you've not just heard of ghosts, but you've seen, touched, and fucked one? A ghost," he repeats.
"Ghost?" the student repeats. "I thought you said GOATS."
and all I can continue to do is look at it and beam my face off
this goat rock!
I also know a joke about them.
So this professor is giving a seminar on the supernatural, right? And he says to the group of students, "Okay, so, if you're here, you want to learn about ghosts. How many of you have actually heard of a ghost?" Everyone in the audience raises a hand. "Alright, alright, now how many of you have seen a ghost?" About half the hands go down. "Touched a ghost?" Now only a few hands are up. The professor nods, then smirks. "How many of you have FUCKED a ghost, then?" Only one hand remains up. The professor raises an eyebrow. The hand belongs to a student in the back. "You mean to tell me, then, that you've not just heard of ghosts, but you've seen, touched, and fucked one? A ghost," he repeats.
"Ghost?" the student repeats. "I thought you said GOATS."
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