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alright, happy new year, folks. here's a comic that i made a while back. a friend of mine works for an online game magazine and wanted a comic to go along with his review of Fable 3. he wrote the joke, i changed the wording to make it funnier, and he had me change the drawing several times to make the girl "prettier" (apparently more hair = more pretty.) after several revisions i got this. his coworkers loved it, the higher ups - on the other hand - did not. i guess they are trying to appeal to an all-ages audience and we have to shield their fragile little minds from this awful sex thing. all the guns and killing and other such violence in video games is just fine though.

anyway, i'm posting this hear instead of the Gag Emporium because it's not completely my own work. credit for the joke and the art direction should go to William Haley.

for the record, i though the girl looked prettier before i gave her all the curly hair and was asked to make her face all thin.
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AlsoSprachOdin Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
"Both"? With one dick? Simultaneously? I guess that's possibly, but she's not going to have a good time.
neon284 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Student Artist
eww that includes the ear and nose...
Basstard79 Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
sweet-ninetails Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
Waiiiit! I thought it was the opposite when it came to the girl + hair thing, why else do so many of them wax and shave? :) It's funny when people are mortified by almost nudity and one joke than R+ violence. Wish I could've seen this in the magazine, but atlleast I get to read it here ^__^
Voldyrule Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011
I wish T.T i would be awesome ;)
sullytheraptor Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2011
Her shnoz makes her less pretty by conventional standards. Also she is a whore right? She wears her makeup like one.
valoncia Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011
i don't know how she looked like before, but she kinda looks like a guy, he... tell that to your friends. and yes, society hasn't lost it's values, it has just misplaced them....
Centurion13 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
Isn't that weird? You can take life all you like, but the mere suggestion of creating it, or indulging in the process of creating it, on a casual basis or otherwise - verbotten.

Not the first time someone has noted that.

There are good reasons for that, I think, but as for the facial mods, sex sells, even in illustration. And beauty is in the eye of the customer (at least in this case - I would not know, having no example of the art pre-Haley).
shirazugami Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Not far enough because it doesn't let me bang Reaver.
XsheepandmeeseX Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011  Student Writer
this is hilarious.
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