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alright, happy new year, folks. here's a comic that i made a while back. a friend of mine works for an online game magazine and wanted a comic to go along with his review of Fable 3. he wrote the joke, i changed the wording to make it funnier, and he had me change the drawing several times to make the girl "prettier" (apparently more hair = more pretty.) after several revisions i got this. his coworkers loved it, the higher ups - on the other hand - did not. i guess they are trying to appeal to an all-ages audience and we have to shield their fragile little minds from this awful sex thing. all the guns and killing and other such violence in video games is just fine though.

anyway, i'm posting this hear instead of the Gag Emporium rzielabs.com/bob because it's not completely my own work. credit for the joke and the art direction should go to William Haley.

for the record, i though the girl looked prettier before i gave her all the curly hair and was asked to make her face all thin.
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:iconalsosprachodin:
AlsoSprachOdin Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
"Both"? With one dick? Simultaneously? I guess that's possibly, but she's not going to have a good time.
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neon284 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Student Artist
eww that includes the ear and nose...
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Basstard79 Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
:iconmegustaplz:
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sweet-ninetails Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2012
Waiiiit! I thought it was the opposite when it came to the girl + hair thing, why else do so many of them wax and shave? :) It's funny when people are mortified by almost nudity and one joke than R+ violence. Wish I could've seen this in the magazine, but atlleast I get to read it here ^__^
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Voldyrule Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011
I wish T.T i would be awesome ;)
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sullytheraptor Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2011
Her shnoz makes her less pretty by conventional standards. Also she is a whore right? She wears her makeup like one.
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:iconvaloncia:
valoncia Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011
i don't know how she looked like before, but she kinda looks like a guy, he... tell that to your friends. and yes, society hasn't lost it's values, it has just misplaced them....
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Centurion13 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
Isn't that weird? You can take life all you like, but the mere suggestion of creating it, or indulging in the process of creating it, on a casual basis or otherwise - verbotten.

Not the first time someone has noted that.

There are good reasons for that, I think, but as for the facial mods, sex sells, even in illustration. And beauty is in the eye of the customer (at least in this case - I would not know, having no example of the art pre-Haley).
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shirazugami Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Not far enough because it doesn't let me bang Reaver.
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XsheepandmeeseX Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011  Student Writer
this is hilarious.
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:iconquamp:
quamp Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
Start with A, then go to Y if she wants it.
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:iconkiresg:
Kiresg Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011   Writer
Goddamnit you're funny.

Ever since that Bob Ross cartoon of yours, I can't get enough of your work.
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:iconburntbrush:
burntbrush Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
shouldn't front door be Y and backdoor be X? all would be A right??
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MarkP0rter Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011  Professional Filmographer
hahaha VERY GOOD POINT!
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:iconrizzleg:
RizzleG Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011
We need much bigger hair, yes?
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TheEvilGenius Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011
Fable 3 was something of a dumbed down disappointment, actually.
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VaNiLlaThUnD3r Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2011
LMAO love it!
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PataPata11 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2011
Bwahaha !
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:iconpatapata11:
PataPata11 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2011
THIS AIN'T A CUTSCENE!
PRESS X!
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TomiTapio Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Bang on!
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fegie Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2011
i guess they are trying to appeal to an all-ages audience and we have to shield their fragile little minds from this awful sex thing. all the guns and killing and other such violence in video games is just fine though.

Can i just. Give you one hell of a high five?
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theheroofthend117 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011
its (sniff) to beuteful for words
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AmyTheSpiritSeeker Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I disliked how hard it was to have group sex...or sex at all. I would have my evil guy in F2 frequently partake in 6+ orgies - Bloodstone loved me. :D
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firebug99 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You can also make your guy a flaming homosexual.
Never before has butt-sex been so bad-ass.
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FailureConfetti Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011
Haha that's disturbing. So funny. Sucks that the publishers didn't want it, though. XD But I can see why.

And I think the blue eyeshadow is what makes her ugly in this. O_o Blue eyeshadow just isn't very flattering.
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Centurion13 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
Agreed. Makes her kinda blowsy-lookin'.
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FailureConfetti Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011
Exactly!
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Aboshi Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You forgot to mention scoring prostitutes and bigamy in Fable XD Great comic, totally hits the spot!
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amon-ra-chibi Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well everyone has their own tastes...
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Sq7 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011
so true... :D
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Scethdra Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh but almost all the Fable III girls're butt-ugly. D8 If the first draft was ugly then it was spot on! XD
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jerum Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011
That's good. Damn family friendly
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Darkest-of-desire Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011
BAHAHAHAHA.......ahem >.>
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:iconbloodden:
BloodDen Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
nice to see you posting again sire.

I for one would mash all three to see what happened. Then go for the back door.
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muffinelf Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
:no: I will never understand why people are more offended by violence and gore , honestly--but this is definitely more on the tasteful side . It's hard to make the word " penetration" fly , in my opinion :thumbsup:

sidenote , I don't like the heavy makeup ( your 'normal', natural looking girls are way hotter by far )-but I guess longer hair is more "exotic" ..I can barely stand to wear trailing wigs in reality myself , even though they look gorgeous , because they always end up in my mouth XC
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SuzumeYayoi Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The young must never know where babies come from, only how to kill them. o.e
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SEX IS EVIL! IT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM!

---AK
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Grokenos82 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ROTFYSST (Rolling on the floor yet somehow still typing)
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Tigerman-exe Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh lord this is wonderful XD
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yzarc Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
tee hee hee XD
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UrSoMaC Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
not a total loss, though! great toon. and yes, the thinner woman looks, er... like a chunkier man? maybe there will be a cross-dressing bad wig fable-type movie this year you could market this image to? Love the gloves on him - where's her lacy hand gear? Again - good job!
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ADHadh Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Student Filmographer
Of course more hair = prettier! Ask any Tangled fan!
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:iconhyta:
Hyta Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
Killing is ok, but giving life is bad. It makes perfect sense :)
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saintvulcan Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Student General Artist
i too am upset lol
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mjOboe Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahaha. Too bad about the higher-ups being so ... "sensitive."
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phildog Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BTW, why is there a lowercase "i" attached to the end of complexity?
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:iconbob-rz:
Bob-Rz Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
no, a sloppy simi-colon.
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tinuviels-tragedy Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011   Photographer
That's a semicolon.
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phildog Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Interesting, I would have made (Y) the mouth and (B) the Backdoor. Awesome comic though, I like the flame.
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SkyeHeart29 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
LOL WIN
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