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i sometimes wonder if maybe i'm being too cautious, or if perhaps i'm completely missing the subtle -- and not so subtle -- cues in the art of flirtation.
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:iconaakil:
aakil Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
Finally I'm able to understand it!!! :D
Oh Yeah!!
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:iconspraycanofdoom:
SprayCanOfDoom Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Student Filmographer
But.... Where does she keep the birds?
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:iconcustom-toolfool:
Custom-toolfool Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i would love it if love and sexy times were this damn simple... why do we have to make things so damn complicated?
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:iconbellairs:
Bellairs Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2012  Student General Artist
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:iconcustom-toolfool:
Custom-toolfool Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
apt... very apt. ^_^
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:icondane-irish:
Dane-Irish Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011
Preach on!
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:iconplayingwithbleach:
PlayingWithBleach Featured By Owner May 8, 2011
That is my boyfriend.
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:iconraciele:
Raciele Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011   Traditional Artist
GODDAMNIT YES
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:iconquamp:
quamp Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011
I'll never understand why girls are always going for the clueless guys.
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:iconstephanielamb:
StephanieLamb Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2011  Professional General Artist
I HAVE THIS PROBLEM ALL THE TIME! I'm not proud of it...more like I'm glad someone made an awesome comic out of it.
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:iconzadi:
zadi Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2010
that hit the spot.
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:iconinfernoisl33t:
infernoisl33t Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Awesome!! lol
I love it!
<3
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:iconpainfreepill:
PainFreePill Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010
Ahahahahaha!!!!
This is too familiar!
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:iconfiregriver:
firegriver Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2010
*sigh*
The story of my life...
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:icongaztv-inc:
GazTV-inc Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2010
Well I have a habit of that...
Flirting is a dangerous territory.
Sometimes, if you think the girl is joking, (and she isn't) you miss out on an oppertunity PLUS she walks out and never goes out on a date with you cos she thinks you're frigid.

Likewise, if she IS joking and you take her up on her outburst "fuck me sideways" it could get outta hand and then the police get involved...
been there! ;)
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:iconcaptainatman:
CaptainAtMan Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2010  Student Photographer
Yep. That's me
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:iconusagitenshi:
UsagiTenshi Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Don't we all?
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:iconth3unf0rg1v3n:
Th3Unf0rg1v3n Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010
wouldn't be the first...men and women have a huge gap in communication...but then again you wouldn't notice anything if it all goes smoothly...but what the heck...

btw...your stuff is really good...
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:icontimewap:
Timewap Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010
I think she's talking about GTA4's Roman.

You need to play more often dude. She's just quoting.
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:iconhojomcojo:
HojoMcOjo Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Men, when in doubt, open a pickle jar. That's probably all she needs-y'know, to make you that sandwich.
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:iconmidnight-water:
Midnight-Water Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
Just how every man feels.
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:iconphitus:
PhiTuS Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2010  Professional Filmographer
Damn it. I want to slap some titties now.
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:icondim79:
Dim79 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010
yup, im def that guy
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:iconwhotookvaron:
WhoTookVaron Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2010
HAHA BLATANT
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:iconneverwander:
neverwander Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
know that feeling

last three relationships i've had have ended because "I'm too nice."

isn't that a good thing?
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:iconsidalicious:
Sidalicious Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010   Digital Artist
If only life where more like that...

...


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:iconimveryseriousplz:
:iconfapplz:
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:iconniekitty:
niekitty Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2009
i know i dont speak for all of my gender but i am far from subtle... and they still dont get it.
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:iconslime-series:
Slime-Series Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2009
Another great one! I wish I found a gal who was that direct (hate playing the hidden meaning game).
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:icondrmadison:
DrMadison Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I can relate.
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:iconmiikkiesontop:
miikkiesontop Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2009
LMAO oh man thats funny XD;;
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:icontroyburger:
troyburger Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2009
As a guy, I can relate.
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:iconmahteevee:
mahteevee Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
I don`t blame the guy.
Can you trust her?
I smell RAT!...can you say SET-UP?
Great art.
Carry on!!
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:iconmayahuskee:
mayahuskee Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009
I always miss the subtle -- and non subtle -- hints. And I'm the chick. Where does that fit? I'm always getting bitched at. I feel the male/female "rules" are switched in every relationship I'm in.
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:iconjtrox57:
jtrox57 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2009
HES GAY!
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:iconracoonee:
racoonee Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2009
haha XD
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:iconoffbyzero:
offbyzero Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2008
xDD he looks so...lol, cautious...and scared...xD.
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:iconremada:
remada Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
yes but she looks angry and demanding, i'ld be scared too
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:icondestro7000:
Destro7000 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2009   Digital Artist
maybe she should have whispered it gently
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:iconbantainc:
BantaInc Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2008
your artists comment sums up every non-asshole out there.
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:icont3h3r3ee:
t3h3r3ee Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahahahahaha! That's great! I was being that obvious when I met my husband, but he still played it safe. I bet he was wondering what I meant the entire time too!
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:iconrobert:
robert Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2008
I think that's code for "let's just be friends"
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:iconbantainc:
BantaInc Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2008
:rofl:
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:iconthedaywedied:
thedaywedied Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2008
you and me both
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:icondragonet666:
Dragonet666 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2008
True dude ._.
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:iconprotagon:
protagon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2008
... we males really are thick ... But as they say, acceptance is the first step towards redemption.... or something like that... Also they say "A man at first tries to get out of a woman, and then the rest of his life tries to get back in" But I'm not sure about that either anymore.

"It takes a man half his lifetime to understand women, and the other half forgetting what he has learned."
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:iconotseis-ragnarok:
Otseis-Ragnarok Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2008
:rofl:
Been there, done that.
Glad i'm not alone.
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:iconweathermanoc:
weathermanoc Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2008  Professional Writer
What I mean is, ITS ME, DEFINITELY ME!!!
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:iconweathermanoc:
weathermanoc Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2008  Professional Writer
WOW.....I didn't think anyone would say it out loud.

But, you just spoke for me.

Congratulations.......LOL :)
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:iconneomiguelangel:
neomiguelangel Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
It's some kind of metaphor about how difficult things are in life. Also, her corporal language implies she wants him as a friend=D
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:iconsliplocke:
SlipLocke Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2008
Pure Awesomeness.
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