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survival of the smartass by Bob-Rz survival of the smartass by Bob-Rz
so the Discovery Channel likes to suggest that watching shows like Survivorman and Man vs Wild "might just save your life." but we all know that über fans, the kind who tend to have an encyclopedic knowledge of tv shows, can often be annoying as hell.

oh, and by the way, Les Stroud could totally kick Bear Grylls' ass.
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:iconkarlfranz90:
Karlfranz90 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012
OOH RAH! survivorman all teh way.
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penandsword11 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012
Hear hear!
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SirBartos Featured By Owner May 8, 2011
Bear Grylls would win because he was in the SAS...
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ComicalChaos Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
"oh, and by the way, Les Stroud could totally kick Bear Grylls' ass."

Auto-Fave.
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f0xtr0t666 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2010
This made me laugh.
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almostcomatose Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2010
lol that's cuz Les Stroud is canadian ;)
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Kurara-chanCHaRM Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
XD ROFL!
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13dawn13 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2010
Hahaha, By the way, the last sentence is so true! Les Stroud is AWESOME!
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DjMan12545 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Cool picture. XD
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AwesomePresence Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2010
NO HE COULD NOT!
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Litle-Noa Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
XD
what about survivor-woman or female against wild then TT
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AlphaKantSpell Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2010   Writer
no way man, Bear Grills would eat Les Stroud
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DjMan12545 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Whoa. That puts a very, very sad picture in my head. O_O
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AlphaKantSpell Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010   Writer
oh, im sorry! it was supose to be funny comment :iconbearplz:
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DjMan12545 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
It's okay. XD
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HeroHouka Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2010
yes he could. he could do it and then survive a week waiting for an ambulance to make it into the rocky mountains to pick up grylls. XD
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JennyCreech Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Why isn't this a print? This is epic post card/gift card/coffee mug material.
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persiantiger Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2009
No, he couldn't. He couldn't even teach kids how to open a pocket knife.
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petrichild Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2009
He could kick his ass up and down the Brazilian coast.
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ladygodiva Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2009
:D
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FooFooDoodly Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2009
Bear would mince Les:P
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Da-Blue-Monkey Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bear ftw.
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roxaswantsacupcake Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2009  Student General Artist
"oh, and by the way, Les Stroud could totally kick Bear Grylls' ass."
As previously stated, agreed. :3

Love the pic by the way. XD Hilarious~
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xkillersmurfx Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
Agreed. Les Stroud owns (survives longer than) Bear Grylls anyday
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Jaising-Shiro Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2009
And Les is so much more than just a wilderness survival guru, he's a film maker and a talented musician too.
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LadyOfTheDragons Featured By Owner May 8, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
"oh, and by the way, Les Stroud could totally kick Bear Grylls' ass. "

i totally agree
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doomboy911 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2009  Student General Artist
Les stroud has disadvantages and he still whoops bear. The reason people like him is because he seems perfectly fine, but no one thinks it may be because of all his tools.
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Decayed-Decoration Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2009
Amen to that....Les Stroud could take Bear any day
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RAIDEO-MARS Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2009  Student Filmographer
LOL I AGREEE , Les is so much better XD

the other guy might actually be able to beat Les up, but he wouldn't outlast him in the wilderness XD
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pimphand Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Hell yeah! Les is the man and Bear is a sissy.
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shidonii Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
I agree completely. (btw <3 your art)
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Hollyboo2001 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2009
Lol! I agree 100%.
Just saw a commercial on tv where Grills eats bear poo...ewwwwwww.
Give me Les anyday!
Too bad he's not making any more Survivorman. :(
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Strig-Ex-Libris Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2009  Student Artist
So very true. w00t for Les! He and he alone *can* simply walk into Mordor! ( Sorry, bit of a dork moment )
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PirateFire Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2009
hahahaha, nice xD
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questique Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2009
Les Stroud DEFINATELY could kick his ass.
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Vee-Freak Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
damn straight les could! Bear is a...and what the hell was his mother smoking when she named him? Not only is he an idiot but he has no idea how to actually survive.

Go Les!
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Pagan-Inspiration Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Les Stroud is awesome because he goes out by himself and survives using what he can find, and he's Canadian.

People like Grylls because he's like the Crocodile Hunters more x-treme cousin. (Who stabs & eats the croc after he's wrasled it.)
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kakasaku-freak Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2008
Bear probably has a deli bar behind his camera crew. >>
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basementbob Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2008
ok guys, les stroud could probably beat him in a survival contest, ill agree to that. but bear is an ex british special forces soldier, ok?
he would eat up les in 2 secs, leave him dead
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larka-white-wolf Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2008
ANYONE could beat Bear Grylls' ass in. He's a moron.
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BantaInc Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2008
RIGHT ON!!!
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larka-white-wolf Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2008
:highfive: :D
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NicTheKitsune Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2008
What? No way.
Bear ftw.
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TheCheeseOfLife Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008
Fuck Yeeeah Bear is a jackass!
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HLTru7h Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"oh, and by the way, Les Stroud could totally kick Bear Grylls' ass."

Agreed.
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DSil Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008  Student General Artist
Are silly names a prerequisite for surviving in the wild, or something?
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Acaciathorn Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love the sunburns.
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PsychoAnonymous Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2008
Les Stroud would only win because of the fire axe conveniently placed near him
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ShiKageMaru Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2008
YES! Bear Grylls is a moron! He likes to say "this is what you definitely don't want to do" and then he does it.....and also he peed in a snake and drank it.
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DNAmbience Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008
Haha yeah! One time he cut himself on a plant to demonstrate what NOT to do, earning himself the fond nickname of "Emo Survival Guy"* by me and my friend as we were watching the show.
*No offense to emo people. Just Bear.
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