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(Contains: sexual themes)
for the record, Carmine and Selma here are original characters who have never appeared in anybody else's work as children. as a matter of fact, they never have been children. they just suddenly appeared on this planet at age 50 and kept going.


i know the quality of this comic is below my normal standards. but all it is is a rip on the dA decency rules and such. not really worth the time and effort of producing a polished comic. if you don't get the joke then read my journal: [link]

if you still don't get it, don't worry. the joke's not worth your time either.
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:icondoks-assistant:
Doks-Assistant Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012  Professional General Artist
Ahahaha...
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:iconticklishnatasha:
ticklishnatasha Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
nasty!
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:iconhinchen:
hinchen Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
how mean ^^;
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:iconmlblue:
MLBlue Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I knew this looked familiar! Heh, inventive stab at that removal of the Calvin and his girlfriend kissing scene comic. I remember faving that a while back ago but I didnt know it was removed. This one is funny too. :D
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slaughterArt Featured By Owner May 13, 2010
Back when we first started Oddhobby, those of us that had spent time in Japan wanted to introduce the US to manga and anime. However, the owner had some concerns about the age of the characters. We thought he was paranoid, but it wasn't long after that that Clinton made a law that made it illegal to create underage porn cartoons etc.(the law was later reversed).

So now, just to play it safe, draw long grey beards on all your porn characters and show their AARP ID's.

1 last thing...

I hope they're in pretty bad shape, I hope they're older than 50!

JS
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:iconhot-columbine-memes:
Hot-Columbine-Memes Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This looks oddly like the calvin and susie one........ but nicley done.
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:iconnumber-nine-please:
Number-Nine-Please Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh man. Now THAT is funny.

I've seen people try to make pedo stuff. It looks pedo.

Even if they were 16. It wasn't arousing. It was... Suppose to be funny.
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:iconsp4depir4te:
sp4depir4te Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2009
LOL old people love making is funny
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:icontaiman:
Taiman Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010
It's less funny when you know that one day, that will be you. :D
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:iconsp4depir4te:
sp4depir4te Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2010
Nah that just makes it funnier to me
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:iconconflictgenesis:
ConflictGenesis Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2009
8|
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:icondrmadison:
DrMadison Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
AWWW!
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:iconultimatebrainwasher:
UltimateBrainwasher Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2009
ummmm.... I think my eyes are bleeding XD
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:icontheanimaster:
TheAnimaster Featured By Owner May 14, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
LOL!!!

Everyone that's been stung by DA's double-standard policy on nudity should see this one! Way to GO!
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:icontheanimaster:
TheAnimaster Featured By Owner May 14, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
~correction -- double-standard policy on SEX.
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:iconsaintvulcan:
saintvulcan Featured By Owner May 13, 2009  Student General Artist
lol nice
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:iconbluebumblebee:
BlueBumbleBee Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
"Both them things is titanium."

roflz.
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:iconkesirui:
kesirui Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
:rofl:
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:icontheiving-imp:
Theiving-Imp Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2009
I'm still cringing.
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:icongreedic:
Greedic Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2009
This is oddly familar.
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:iconcoolgamer:
Coolgamer Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2008
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
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:iconkyomarou:
Kyomarou Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2008
you know, i gotta say...
even your elderly have an air of youth about them.

not that they look young but your style reflects youth and energy...?

i think i conveyed my thoughts properly
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:iconart-n-coffee:
Art-n-Coffee Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008   General Artist
never seen a 50 year old thta looked like that. im dating a 49 year old. hes handsome and sweet.
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:iconbob-rz:
Bob-Rz Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008
i didn't say they were 50 years old. i only said that they appeared on this planet at age 50. these guys gotta be in their 80's by now.
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:iconart-n-coffee:
Art-n-Coffee Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2008   General Artist
i see. :P great pic though. you have an awesome sense of humor. and i love the myth busters one to. actually made me laugh
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:iconrinotonashi:
RinOtonashi Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2008
haha i'm in love with your work. Lmao

and you. hope that isn't creepy.
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:iconavalonbluemoon:
Avalonbluemoon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2008
...I don't get it ;_;
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:icontryppx:
tryppx Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2008
lmao that was sooo funny dude
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:iconpinkpigtails:
PinkPigtails Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
Hurray for DA rules, I to have been a victim of the rules, I feel for you, and I respect your composure in that situation.
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:iconcaptain-masticate:
Captain-Masticate Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2008
Ha ha awesome.
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:iconotacon144:
Otacon144 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2008  Student Filmographer
To whichever of you reportfags got the first one taken down:

Are you happy now? We now have Carmine and Selma here taking the place of the comic you felt was inappropriate.

Was it worth it?

Are you satisfied?

ARE YOU? :iconangryplz:
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:iconreggietuesday:
ReggieTuesday Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2008
*FAP FAP FAP*

I think it is glorious <3
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:icondeep-gravure:
deep-gravure Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2008
my my, someone is in for some flaking, dried up, blubbery fun!! But they have to wrap it up by seven, cuz that's their bed time!!
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xXTheMuffinKingXx Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2008
I thought I recognized the style from that 34 pic.
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:icongenxart:
GenxArt Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2008
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
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:iconmorbid-enigma:
Morbid-Enigma Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2008
Gotta say, your drawing is perfect for explaining the situations.

Haha. And you gotta make a website.

Or I gotta find the link to it.
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SomeGirlNamedJhenne Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2008
:giggle: Well done sir.
Bom...chika...wow wow? :iconimthinkingplz:
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:iconthatreevesgirl:
thatreevesgirl Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2008
I have to show this to my friends that were all kinds of pissed about realitysquared's (apparently the mastermind behind the under-age appearing character deletions) idiotic rampage. I know my friends will get a kick out of this, because I certainly did.
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:iconironmanbabe:
IronmanBabe Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2008
I saw your first comic...funny...this one is actually a bit funnier but I like them both.
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:iconsekele:
Sekele Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2008
was about time someone does this
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:icongee-man:
Gee-Man Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008
Ha ha, this is great! You sir, win the internet. :D
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:iconlucky-butterfly:
Lucky-Butterfly Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008  Student General Artist
LOL :)
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:iconanimewolf89:
AnimeWolf89 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I J00 FACES XD
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marine-snow Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2008
Of course, being generally curious here, why--if you despise dA's regulations to such an extent--are you still uploading things to this degree, knowing that they will be pulled down? Just curious, you know. :/
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Kenichi2point0 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2008
:rofl::lmao::lol::laughing::lmao:

Brilliant, dude, brilliant!!!:clap::w00t:

EPIC WIN!!!!
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:iconkangel:
kangel Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2008   General Artist
Hahahahaha XD ... she's so lumpy :fear: Awesome comic! XD
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:iconbigsdawg:
bigsdawg Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2008   Photographer
Fantastic.

I couldn't believe that they got rid of the Suzie and Calvin piece. They had clearly grown well past their original ages that Watterson had drawn them at (I've loved Calvin and Hobbes since I was a kid).

P.S. the original was better, but you already knew that!

To the admins: Seriously...?!
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:iconthevampiricfox:
thevampiricfox Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2008
Oh God. OhGodohgodohgod. My eyes. D:

GRANNIE PANTIES.
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:iconikar1kun:
Ikar1kun Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2008
i support bob-rz
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:iconsirenensang:
Sirenensang Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2008
One million internets to you...
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